cross-eyed
to be totally plastered, drunk, or sloshed
after a few drinks ivan batinich became cross-eyed
when someones eyes look in different directions. usually one or both eyes will point towards the persons nose.
usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, r-t-rdation, or injury. more common is children than adults.
she would be hot if she wasn’t so cross eyed.
derived from the student ministry team at immanuel baptist church. a type of teenager who has their eyes fixed on the cross of jesus christ.
hey look at that guy, he is a crosseyed kid.
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