Cross the Streams
when two or more males gather around a single toilet or urinal to see how many times each flow of urine overlaps until all partic-p-ting males’ bladders empty.
“hey, chad. want to go in the bathroom and cross the streams? bill and i counted to 59 last time. a new record!”
crossing the streams: when you’re urinating and defecating at the same time, and you maneuver your body just right so you can urinate on your feces while it’s coming out.
this isn’t a s-xual act, but i’m sure someone can figure out a way.
“dude, i just p-ssed on my sh-t while it was still coming out. it was awesome!”
“yeah man, i cross the streams all the time.”
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