Crossed Word
when someone sends you a text using the word or itap function on their cell phone and it doesn’t make sense because word guessed something other than the desired word. usually occurs in texts sent by teenage girls.
matt: hey check out this text i got, it says “was i wearing my cat at your house earlier?”.
jim: did katie leave drunk?
matt: no i think he meant to say hat but the text got crossed word.
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