crossfit baby


a crossfit baby is a child born as the result of two crossfitters having an extramarital affair.
jane is getting a divorce because she is having a crossfit baby with john. i guess she thought having s-x was part of the wod.
a crossfit baby is a child born from two people who were previously married but had an affair with another partner at crossfit.
those crossfitters had a crossfit baby and are now both getting a divorce.

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