crossfit brain

akin to pregnancy brain, crossfit brain occurs after an intense crossfit workout. symptoms include memory loss, disorientation, extreme increased appet-te, and flashbacks of the workout.
i can’t remember where my favorite quarterback, russell wilson went to school. it must be crossfit brain.

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