crossfit jesus
a person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. they are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to partic-p-te in it almost every day, even when injured. also known as wwe superstar seth rollins.
my friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.
#wwe #seth rollins #crossfit #metalcore #wrestling #professional wrestling
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