crossfit wank


someone who partakes in the sport of crossfit and all they do is go on and on about it to everyone else as if nothing else in life matters
alan “oh i wish i could lift this box up without it hurting my back”
caroline “well if you did crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
alan “omg you are such a crossfit w-nk”

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