Crosswalk shuffle
happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. when bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.
hermes: ”hurry up man, i need to get my girl some tampons.”
friend: ”there he goes dude, breakin’ in to the crosswalk shuffle.”
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