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crotch

1. another name for groinal area.

2. name of the groin/seat area of pants

3. act of shoving something in your crotch
my crotch is itchy.

there’s a whole in the crotch of my pants

i crotched the drugs.
the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.
the video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!
to hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he’s just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.
dude! it’s the cops, crotch the weed!
a non-gender bias replacement for swear words.
crotches be crazy!, crotchf-cker!, quit crotchin’!, don’t crotch out on me!
a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.
“do you want to put your drink in a holder?”
“no, i’ve got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things.”
(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one’s hands free. this is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.
we’re out of cup holders; looks like i’ll have to crotch my root beer.
a verb meaning to force mid section in the general direction of someone’s face. commonly happens in awkward public transit situations where one is standing and someone else is seated near to them.
while riding a bus to the restaurant, i had a young man’s midsection thrust into my face. i had been decidedly crotched.

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