nightmare team


is the opposite of “dream team”.

a group of people, totally wrong for their tasks.

born in sport environment, can be referred to work or to family context… .

the nightmare team can turn every simple job in a nightmare, every simple match in a disaster.

they will never reach the target, ever.
1) at work

frank:- the boss decide to give ast job to mark, daniel and frederick.

mary:- oh sh-t! such a nigthmare team! another customer lost… !

2) at playground

player 1:- the coach will call all old players for the tommorow’s match.

player 2:- oh, those people quit 10 years ago…

player 1:- yes, right… it will be a nightmare team…

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