Crotch Beer
stashing a cold one in the front of your pants when no free pocket or cooler is available.
weber: “better hide that beer, they’re gonna take it from ya at the gate.”
palmer: “weak. looks like i’ll hafta crotch beer it!”
1. the fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper v-g-n-l hygine.
2. expression used to describe sh-tty generic beer.
1. “holy sh-t dude, i could smell the crotch beer brewing before i even got her panties off…”
2. “pbr should just be called ‘crotch beer’.”
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