Crotch Cannibal
a man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral s-x to a female.
man that joe is a crotch cannibal! all he talks about is going down on his wife..
a gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral s-x on himself.
that filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.
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