Crotch Cracker


a person who knowingly spreads crabs by f-cking everyone in creation and laughs about it.

also: a person who c-ck-blocks or p-ssy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of -ss. this tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.
beth, that crotch cracker! she laughed when i told her i had crabs!

she’s a crotch cracker, don’t hit that.

also:

doug is gonna be a crotch cracker again tonight and i will go home alone.

that f-cking crotch cracker p-sses me off!

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