crotch crickets
a southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.
the b-tch’s crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call orkin, just to get a “pap” smear……
crabs, pubic lice
another name for “phthiris pubis”, the pubic louse (crabs).
joey had s-xual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
a pubic louse.
i’mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.
crabs
dat ho be got dem crotch crickets
a louse
a crab
a tick
a small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
man i got so sh-t-faced last night. i don’t remember a thing. however, i’m guessing a had s-x because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my p-b-s.
slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area
justin has crotch crickets.
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