crotch critters


children, especially unpleasant ones.
oh, no, here come the breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.
things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the p-ssy.
you’d better avoid f-cking her, she’s got some nasty crotch critters and you don’t want to catch them!

any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.
the girl i slept with gave me crotch critters.
bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.
crotch is itchy
body crab
i was going to have s-x with her until her crotch critters started dancing

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