Crotch Croc
verb, to crotch croc is to flash ones v-g-n- to the public when not wearing underwear. usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.
steve: “dude did you hear about brittany spears?”
richard: “crotch croc again?”
steve: “totally”
richard: “nice…”
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