crotchety
an adjective used to describe an old person. more specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their “golden years” and feels the need to take it out on others. these are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
look at that crotchety old b-st-rd! he sure is mean!
grumpy, b-tchy, cow-faced, describing an old person
drive faster you crotchety old lady!
crotchety: (1) expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.
(2) may be accompanied by airs of senior ent-tlement.
(3) use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
my father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he’s a crotchety old man!
when i’m tired and hungry, i get a little crotchety.
“i don’t need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling.” geeze, dad! don’t be so crotchety!
1. of or pertaining to the crotchular region.
2. of a s-xually promiscuous nature.
1. ray-ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.
2. “daaaaymn, son, sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho’!” said one young urbanite to his homie.
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