crotch curtain
also known as a human f-nny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.
mike: hey carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
carl: d-mn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
mike: yeah. just like every other person that rides a scooter in disney world
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