crotch dusting
the act of p-ssing someone – typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection – and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one’s pants to their person.
(at a concert)
janet: where’s phil?
richard: he took off to mingle.
janet: you mean he went crotch dusting.
richard: yeah.
the act of lining up and pressing the -n-s up with the opening of the v-g-n- and p-ssing gas. the gas enters the v-g-n- as a fart but exits as a quiff.
guy 1 – “i got away with crotch dusting some broad last night..”
guy 2 – “diiiiiirty”
when a man sits on a woman’s v-g-n- and farts.
ann wasn’t fond of rick’s attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn’t stop her from trying to queef on his c-ck.
the act of farting while someone is spooning you.
my girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.
the act of lining up and pressing the -n-s up with the opening of the v-g-n- and p-ssing gas. the gas enters the v-g-n- as a fart but exits as a quiff.
guy 1 – “i got away with crotch dusting some broad last night..”
guy 2 – “diiiiiirty”
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