hiding the weed (or another drug)
chief wiggum: well if it isn’t the doobie brothers.
lenny: uh oh, crotch the weed.
(homer simpson crotches it)
chief wiggum: smell any drugs, sergeant scr-ps?
(dog bites homer’s weiner and testes).
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive
bn was crotching-it on the couch

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