crotch-gazer


one who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area – be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.
“did you see those big ol’ b-lls on that dog?”
“no, but i’m not the crotch-grazer of this group.”

“my friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she’s a total crotch-gazer.”

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