Crotch Grabber
a tsa employee.
went to the airport today and was groped by some crotch grabbers.
super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn’t
jonah: i think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
jonah: eh
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jonah: aaaahhhhhhh i just crushed my left ball!!!! –wadles/stumbles out of cl-ssroom to go lie down in agony and pain–
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