Crotch Kernels
the inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). usually happens while watching a movie or tv and you are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what’s falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.
is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
1: scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he’s gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.
2a: dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: so? they’re mine!
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