Crotch Slap
when your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.
-guy swings his arms while he walks-
girl: woah you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah you should be
to hold a girl down and slap her in the face with your crotch.
man i held that b-tch down and gave her a good ole crotch slap.
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