Crotch Mileage
a metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. a female that has had s-x with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. the same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
the chick i’m dating seems like wifey material, but i can’t get over the fact that she’s slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
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