Crotch Muppet
a crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don’t wash your crotch enough…the animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of…
harry: he dude, ur crotch muppet s go away yet?
bob: nope, they just keep multiplying!
harry: hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. they could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
bob: wow yeah i should. dayumm that would suck..
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