crotch noodge
a man that teases women s-xually, much like a c-ck tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)
also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.
(also, a tw-t noodge)
“i dumped that crotch noodge. he didnt put out; he only went as far as 3rd base and left me s-xually frustrated.”
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