Crotch Out
to ‘crotch out’ or ‘crotching out’ is when a female sits or slouches in an unladylike fashion (often for comfort reasons), with her legs akimbo and her crotch or v-g-n- facing outwards.
it is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.
it is occasionally used as a mating display.
i’m just going to crotch out on this chair.
look at her, crotching out over there.
when your crotch says “hi” from wearing a very short skirt or dress!
my mom was getting out of the limo & was wearing a very short skirt….and i screamed “mom crotchout” .
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