crotch pillow
a woman’s monthly pad and/or tampon.
“always is on sale at target. i need to replenish my crotch pillow inventory”
a device used by girls to spread herpes and other std’s, if used improperly it can also cause loss of sleep from the horrendous odor or may cause ear infections
mich-lles crotch pillow gave me the herps and an ear infection.
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