Crotch Potato

a c-ck that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any s-xual activity. derogatory term.
johnny depp may be “soooo hot” but i’ll bet you anything he’s got one mean crotch potato..
similar to a couch potato. a way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having s-x.
guy 1 dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

guy 2 dude she sounds like such a “crotch potato”
noun:a couch potato’s b-lls which acc-mulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you’ve been watching tv for a week straight and you never had a shower, your b-lls might turn into crotch potatoes

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