a c-ck that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any s-xual activity. derogatory term.
johnny depp may be “soooo hot” but i’ll bet you anything he’s got one mean crotch potato..
similar to a couch potato. a way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having s-x.
guy 1 dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her
guy 2 dude she sounds like such a “crotch potato”
noun:a couch potato’s b-lls which acc-mulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you’ve been watching tv for a week straight and you never had a shower, your b-lls might turn into crotch potatoes
obviously a very h-m-s-xual game as described above, as a m-ssive sausagefest gets busy drinking and f-cking each others b-ttholes. crunkopoly is played by lonely frat boys who want to explore their s-xuality, their h-m-s-xuality. a variation of monopoly rules in which the object is for all players to become drunk and naked. landing on […]
spooning in spanish we were cucharando all nite long
- cuddy bite
a big fat nip on your inner-thigh a scottish term i’ll give you a cuddy bite (i’ll give you a nip)
- C U LATER
to say goodbye in boulder, colorado to a friend on the street, followed by the c u bye. boulder is home of the university of colorado. two friends are finished with coffee, upon parting, they say…c u later, c u bye. 1) a parting taunt rather than an insult. used to exude dominance over lesser […]
the moistening of underwear experienced by a high proportion of women upon watching sherlock, the recent sherlock holmes adaptation on the bbc. x: -watches sherlock- sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg. y: are you experiencing c-mbersn-tch? x: -nods- why are there only three episodes? y: fear not! there will be another series at some point. a woman’s v-g-n- her c-mbersn-tch […]