Crotch Rocket Asshole
crotch rocket -sshole believes that they own the road (which is directly contrary to mustang -sshole), and have the fastest bike on the planet. crotch rocket -sshole weaves in and out of traffic, ignoring every traffic law that every other citizen has to obey. crotch rocket -sshole often pops wheelies in the middle of the street, which (i guess) only impresses crotch rocket -sshole’s underage girlfriend.
crotch rocket -sshole is easily identifiable. besides the obvious bike identification, crotch rocket -sshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber mohawk attached on top of their helmet. in reality, crotch rocket -sshole would never have the b-lls to sport a real mohawk in a million years. cr-ppy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn crotch rocket -sshole’s arm.
crotch rocket -sshole often uses their bike as their facebook or mysp-ce profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of crotch rocket -sshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation).
one can only hope that crotch rocket -sshole gets the sh-t beat out of them by harley rider.
see cigarette -sshole and lottery ticket -sshole for other possible “-sshole” personality combinations.
stan: “crotch rocket -sshole p-ssed me up on the road today doing 90 in a school zone while popping a wheelie”
ted: “i bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern’t you?”
stan: “yeah, how did you know that?”
ted: “30-year old crotch rocket -sshole was showing off and scamming for babes.”
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