crotch shock
the disruption of social discourse prompted by the p-ssing and/or presence of an attractive female. this state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.
“hey brah, so i was headed to the electric beach when i realized i forgot….” (long pause prompted by p-ssing female). “whoa. uhhh, sorry i got crotch shock, what was i saying?”
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