crotch spawn
derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.
i was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. i was like, control your d-mn crotch sp-wn, woman.
a derogatory term for a child, sometimes by childfree people
one crotchsp-wn was around 6 or 7 and talking loudly and being hyper. the father asked him politely, “buddy, you need to chill out, kiddo.”
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