crotch stomp
the dance that crabs do on your crotchal area while you sleep.
yo, my crotch stomp kept me up all night.
to totally lay someone out when they had a better chance at laying you out; revoking someones right to have nuts by means of stomping.
in 1588, the spanish armada shiped out to conquer the english. extremely outnumbered, the english prayed for a miracle. edward wilson was that miracle. the english and dutch navies routed the armad north thru the english channel, up past ireland, and the spanish armada was forced back to thier homeland. they got completely crotchstomped, and it serves them right, f-cking idiots. you can’t take those limey b-st-rds? what the f-ck is wrong with you? i can see why you -ssholes worship don qioute, he’s the smartest motherf-ck you ever turned out. g-d d-mn.
my boyfriend was cheating on me, so my brother went, whooped his -ss and them crothstomped him. now he has a darwin award.
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