crotch unicorn
crotch unicorn has – commonly – three typical meanings.
1. it can be used as unicorn slang for prost-tute or just a typical slap up wh-r-.
2. it is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a unicorn in an ok! magazine.
3. zayn malik’s d-ck – i mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
yes, i am indeed a posh slob.
1. “oh gosh cherry lip blossom, my unicorn friend – stay away from that crotch unicorn!”
2. “mummy unicorn – i think there’s something wrong with my crotch unicorn!”
3. perrie enjoy’s zayn’s crotch unicorn.
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