Crotch Vodka


vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.
guy 1: you want a drink?
guy 2: sure what is it?
guy 1: just some vodka i had in my messenger bag.
guy 2: thats totally crotch vodka…..but h-ll yeah pour me one!

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