crotch warmer
similar to a scr-t-m warmer
a crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your p-n-s. it warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees f
guy 1: man…it freezing out here.
guy 2: here, have a crotch warmer.
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