Crotchball


a ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the v-g-n- after peeing… sometimes found by a man while performing oral s-x. also known as a sandie davis.
i was going down on this beautiful woman, but i had to stop and pick out the crotchb-lls before i could continue.
to throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
exclaiming, “ding!” when an object and crotch connect is optional.
billy and julie played crotch ball the other day. billy kicked the soccer ball at jullie’s crotch 4 times for a total of 8 dings(points)!
when a guy is supposed to have a d-ck but acts like a little b-tch and then try’s to bring up how big his b-lls are when he knows they’re actually really little; like a crotch
“common roger, everybody knows you have crotchb-lls”

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