Crotchberry
slang word for herps or gw
“man i went down on this chick and she had a serious case of crotch berries”
when someone using their blackberry constatntly puts it between their legs while texting, emailing or using the phone in general. it can be used to describe the aforementioned or as a verb.
“did you see jim during the meeting? his head was down like he was sleeping the whole time.”
“no, he was just using his crotchberry.”
“carl was totally crotchberrying during history cl-ss today.”
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