crotchbulge
the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect p-n-s, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)
mackinley was so drawn to mike’s crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.
a large, pertruding b-mp from a male’s genital region. in best cases it will be noticeable from over 25 feets away. basically, the best thing in the world.
boy 1: dammit man, look at his crotch bulge… i could never compete with that 🙁
1. (noun) a slang term synonymous with cr-pping one’s pants.
my wife got a nasty crotchbulge last week while i was reading in the sh-tter. i didn’t get s-x for a week because of that!
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