Crotchcicle
what your p-n-s turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.
doctor: can you tell me what happened sir?
patient: ahhhh! it hurts so badly!
doctor: calm down and just explain what happened to your p-n-s, sir.
patient: carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
doctor: how did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
patient: ummm… i was kind of… f-cking a snowman.
doctor: ohhh, well that’s understandable.
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