Crotchmurder


a willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person’s genitals.
shut up before i crotchmurder you.

after stumbling into my parents room while they were having s-x, i went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.

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