crotchronaut
a male for whom s-xual contact with a female is so rare, he views intercourse as cosmic or surreal.
“you actually f-cked that crotchronaut? wow, that must have been an outta this world experience for him.”
“the pathetic crotchronaut ended up taking his mother to the prom again”.
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