Crotchsmashing
the action that a man is known for giving to one of his friends that is a girl.
legend says: that it was only her who recieved this so called crotchsmash once every day, for a whole year.
the girl would be walking down the hall, and out of the blue the almighty man would fly down from a pole and smash her face into his crotch. hense the name “crotchsmashing”
note: an ultimate crotchsmasher does it different everytime, so the lady never expects it.
note: this always happens in public places.
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