crotchstache


lack of manscaping. when a guy’s private parts resemble a p-rn star’s mustache from the 70’s.
gf 1: “how was your date last night?”

gf2: “the date was fine until i found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache”

gf!: ewwwwwwwah

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