Crotchtafarian
a portmanteau of crotch and rastafarian.
1) a person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite s-x.
2) the practice of such braiding.
mike: ‘hey man, i am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate p-n-s.’
jim: ‘you could always go crotchtafarian. ever since i have converted, gina has not been able to get enough of lil’ bob marley. i am sure ellen would be just as enthusiastic’
mike: ‘great idea!’
ellen: ‘looks like jim has gone crotchtafarian. now he insists on calling his p-n-s ‘burning spear.’ i appreciate his attempt to ‘stir it up’, at least.’
pubic braiding p-b-s manscaping
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