Crotchtopia


homeland of rargphlam, located in the nethermost regions of the knight archipelago. legend speaks of the quail reunion which will bring about the destruction of the syndicate. only the power of the one true weasel can breach the defenses of the citadel and prevent the reunion.
and thus the people came to hear of the third dawn of crotchtopia, and the people were scared.

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