crouch cricket


a type of lice that you can get in your crouch. they jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i sh-tted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
a type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a sl-t. bugs that infest you v-g-n- or p-n-s
man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

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