Crouch hump
the action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. the art is most effective in halo or halo 2, it is not effective or at all tolerated in gears of war because in halo or halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. gears of war gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. after the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of resp-wn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.
sam: wtf!! i just died!
victor: that sucks.
sam: how demoralizing?
victor: what is?
sam: he’s crouch humping me.
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