crouch lump
the lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. the lump is caused by the person’s p-n-s and can become quite an embarr-ssment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.
man 1: dude i have a major crouch lump right now
man 2: don’t worry, n-body cares
man 1: but dude it’s so bulgy.
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